David Letterman’s Top 10 Reason Why He Married
David Letterman On His Late Night Show
David Letterman made a funny about his wedding on a “Late Show Top 10 Reasons I Got Married” list on Tuesday night.
Letterman shared Monday that he married his longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko March 19 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Mont.
The funny man’s “Top 10 Reasons I Got Married” are the following:
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top 10 out of it.
