Paris Hilton Is The Single Busiest Person On The Planet

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton prefers Letterman over Leno. She doesn’t even pay her own cell-phone bills and “she’s the single busiest person on the planet.”

It has been reported that the producer of the 2006 flop Pledge This, is claiming that they lost buckets of cash because Hilton ditched her duties to promote the National Lampoon-branded bomb.

The details of a deposition Hilton gave in the case come out into view this week and feature a glimpse into Hilton’s world.

“Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product…I would just bring it up, ‘Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls’—like I really, you know, did my best,” she said when asked what she did to “pimp” the film.

Hilton starred as the snobby president of Gamma Gamma Gamma house in the nominal comedy. She also served as an executive producer…at least in title. “I’m not sure what a producer does,” she said. “I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast.”

The depo Q&A portrays the 28-year-old hotel heiress as someone so caught up in her other sponsorships, party appearances and TV jobs that she’s never even seen her own cell-phone bill. She was asked who pays the bills, and she replied: “I don’t know. I’m assuming, like, whoever pays my bills…I never ask about that stuff.”

Micheal Weinstein, her lawyer, came to her defense during a hearing on Tuesday. “She’s the single busiest person on the planet,” said Weinstein.

Hilton also said that she refuses to go on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno because the host switched off the script once and asked her things she took offense to, and didn’t follow guidelines concerning what she was there to talk about. Instead, she prefers the cozy confines of the Late Show With David Letterman as a promotional venue, even if he cracked a wise joke about her 2007 jail stint.

“Although I think Leno is a nice guy and very funny, David Letterman and I have a special connection,” Hilton said. “I think he’s adorable, charming, hysterical and I always have a fun time with him on the show. I go back on next month to see him again to promote season two of BFF. I look forward to it—I miss Dave!”